Mother Earth is P'ed off!

Its official, Mother earth is certainly pissed off with us minions called the human race. Floods, cyclones and earthquakes! What's next? Pestilence? In a way, we're having that too - with locusts and of course there's always cockroaches which are everywhere. So let's have no more Mother nature, please. On behalf of the human race, I, Dani King, am sorry! Please give us a break here in Australia and our neighbours New Zealand.